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Gun, bow or crossbow?

Dootzkie Saturday, April 2, 2011
In the past month and a bit the leaders of the city I live decided to actually do something for the part of the city I live in.

Improved pipeline and other stuff for a small plan that provides heating and hot water and which is near my building, remodeling of a large kindergarden complex that is rather near to my building as well. On top of that, some of my dear neighbors  that my family shares this apartment building with, decided to get into the earl morning spring remodeling as well.

It's started innocent! With leaf blowers that woke me up in a mindset that the world is going to end! Against them, in a moment of a Sanity Eclipse I took my fathers air rifle with an intent to disable their machines. I was prevented to do so... Sadly...

Next time it was the kindergarden remodeling which had to start early so that it could finish before the nap time for the little ones. While they were away a bit more then the fudge packers with the leaf blowers, they were still in sight and range. But, yet again, I couldn't shoot because of the kids. And, as kids retreated to take their noon nap, the workers retreated as well! Cowards!

This morning, I had a dream with lots of people I know and one of them needed to hang a poster on a wooden door but there was no ducktape. Only some nails and a hammer. He took em and started hammering the nail to hold the poster until it was hammered half way. I told him to stop because there is no need for him to continue, but he did and the nail didn't go any further. The noise became louder and in the dream I finally pulled him away from the door. To my horror, the sounds persisted and still was becoming louder. This lack of logic woke me up and I could hear that the hammering was coming from the plane of existance!!!
Did I mention its Saturday morning!? Around 08:30 to be exact!

I planned on being stubborn and to stay in bed. I thought, who ever is doing this must stop soon enough and then I will be able to catch some extra sleep before I get up.
Then, like they agreed up on it, as the hammering from the neighbors stopped, some other infernal machine of torment started working in the plan.

Now, when I am up for around 20 minutes, everything is silent. I am pondering about getting some pots and pans and just making as much noise as possible an scream out of the terrase "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"






Another plan is to get either a gun, bow or crossbow to deal with any further harbingers of doom that spawn near my place of residence.

I am mostly for the crossbow because I don't have to keep it in tension like with the bow, but it's not as loud as a gun.
I really don't want to disturb people as I slay them!

13 comments:

Claude said...

I think a better use of the crossbow is to attach a horrifying threat message to it, written in blood. That will get their attention.

Wumbo said...

Get a 50 cal... THAT will get their attention.

BlowingInTheWind said...

Tbh if i was gonna go on a rampage from loss of sleep, id wanna wake up ever fooker while doing it.

LOUDEST THING FTW

Anita Johnson said...

Crossbow for sure. That's just hardcore.

Michael said...

I don't like weapons much, however I'd like to shoot something with crossbow

mac-and-me said...

crossbow

-M- said...

don't you just love saturday mornings :3

Patres said...

I have a bow, you can borrow it. I doubt you'd hit the side of a barn without practice though.

Rasslin' and MMA said...

Crossbow + black cloak and hood.

Jay.CA said...

crossbow!

mmmpieohyeah said...

I have a bow, crossbows are a little more accurate though.

A.C.Brown said...

use the age old tool of breaking someones face using your own face

Jordan said...

I'm a fan of bows.

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