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Money in circulation

Dootzkie Saturday, April 30, 2011
While trying to explain the modern banking and economical situation of the world, an interesting joke spawned and it goes like this

Richard and John [utterly random names] are walking down the road when they come to a steaming pile of poo right in from of them. Someone took a good dump. Anyway, Dick suggests to John to eat it and as a stimulation offers 5000euros if he does that. John is now troubled, but 5k is 5k and so he gets on his knees and munches that shit at hand. Dick gives him 5k for completing the task and they continue down the road.
Now, John is pissed cause he was the one eating human extruments and Dick kinda wishes his cash back and wonders if John would have done it for less.
Not long after that, they come to another fine piece of poo. John wants dick to feel the scat in his mouth and Dick wants his money back. The stage is set, then. And so, John offers to Dick that if he eats that nice pile, he will give him 5000 euros. Dick does want his money back and accepts the deal and gets munching away. Sure enough, John respects the deal and gives him the promised 5k cash.
They continue walking and Dick, with a new found taste in his mouth, starts to ponder about what has happened and comments that neither of them made any profit.
To this John replies ~ Well, the important thing is that money is circulating.

I guess, in the end, when everything has been said and done we all take and eat shit not knowing why and carry on with a bad taste in our mouth. Why is that, that's for another piece of the Bite Size Thought ;)

Cheers

18 comments:

VersionDouble said...

No one makes any money, but we all eat the poo. - Great mantra to life right there.

AllenTesch said...

That's pretty good.

ed said...

thats disgusting

thenitefalls said...

Lol this joke was a mind!@#$

Dave said...

I luv it when the money is going around. Great post following

B Jeezy said...

i love it!

berlinblogger said...

Very well written :)

ThirteenCats said...

well the street was cleaner and they both got a meal so it wasn't all lost!

Joel C Anatoli said...

that was funny. So essentially, we're all eating shit to exchange money.

D. said...

Good one ;)

Colin Biano said...

sacrifices, man
sacrifices

SweetShop said...

Well that way or another - the money is circulating.

Mercurio said...

that's the reason I don't accept that kind of deals

Jacob said...

nice. honestly the funniest joke ive heard all week.

Insider33 said...

Was that "pile of poo" perhaps a metaphor for our economic system?

Dootzkie said...

@ insider - quite right :D

Pappa Püllï said...

Hehe nice joke mate.

Long time i was away but now im back to blogging :) Good to see you still have me on blogroll, will put you on there aswell soon!

Randall A. said...

Wow, that's sort of making me think.

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