Poem for late nights and early mornings.

Those that know me in real life are aware of the following; Being around me after 2AM  might be interesting but it can also be risky. My sanity ventures off and I go into a state I like to call Sanity Eclipse.

That, of course has nothing to do with this song.
Enjoy!

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who has a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling